living a refreshed life (The 5 commandments)
Renounce atheism
When wanting to join our community, it is not possible to join directly from another religion without first becoming an atheist first This is a necessary prerequisite.
You must never drink ___-___!
Like all religions we are founded in hypocrisy. So you may not want to drink the ____-___. It is basically sugar water. We DO, however, spread the faith and help people of the world move forward in their ascent towards type II diabetes.
Do not speak or write the name of the ___-___ man
It would violate trademark laws.
During the holidays, say “felicitous koolarious”.
Do this during the holidays, Koolarian day, Oh Yeah! eve and reborn day, if you dont you will go to
End prayers with “Oh Yeah!”
Most Religions have a word or something they say when they pray. Ours is Oh Yeah!
