Koolarian holidays
Koolarian day
Koolarian day
Koolarian day
On March 18th of every year we celebrate Koolarian day. On this day our lord the overwacher of the universe was in the bathroom when he had a red explosion and birthed our universe. Scientists refer to this as the "big bang theory"
Oh yeah! Eve
Koolarian day
Koolarian day
On December 26, 1954, Marvin Potts conceived of our lord the overwatcher. Following this inimmaculate conception and a huge advertising budget, our lord helped spread the gospel of colored sugar water and became known as The K___-__d Man. Followers we must not speak of his name as this is forbidden in our religion due to trademark issues.
Reborn day
Koolarian day
Reborn day
On every August 1st we celebrate reborn day which is the anniversary of the day that our lord discovered that he could be resurrected with sugary mix and water, even after being completely consumed by humans. Our lord becomes us and we become our lord by drinking the juice of the lord.
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